easily distracted

A cranky old woman bitching about some things and enthusing about others. The kind of Dragon Age fan that annoys people. Sometimes she blogs about Porcupine Tree (nay, all things Steven Wilson!), books no one else reads, art no one else likes, a life no one else would want. And Nutella.
The object immediately to your right is now the name of the sexual act/position you are expert at.

missl0nelyhearts:

talldarkbishoujo:

b-mommy:

stpitbull:

onlytowardschaos:

…This meme was a bad idea, Jules. Mine is “pink plastic cup.” I’m not even gonna try to guess what that consists of.

…Mine is The Noise-Canceling Headphones. And I know exactly what that would mean.

Meat Moss.

The Orville Redenbacher. o.O

The Electronic Cigarette

man…pretty much everyone else’s is better.  i need cooler stuff around me.

The Swingline Stapler.

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  2. thoughtentity reblogged this from streudelkitty and added:
    The Companion Cube
  3. theknightlyreverie reblogged this from ganymede-21 and added:
    The Pencil Case >///>
  4. gethsexworker reblogged this from suruga-kanbaru and added:
    …The Glass Pick…Line up, ladies and gentlemen.
  5. taking-the-tardis-to-asgard reblogged this from noelowl and added:
    OMFG “The push-pin”
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  8. apatheticwishes reblogged this from foxfaceifying and added:
    Noise-Canceling…...Texas Chainsaw Musical Poster. Hmm. Sounds.. interesting.
  9. gabberforth reblogged this from cherry-burlesque and added:
    A chair…..lawlz. Guess that’s fine. =www=
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  12. bearnostic reblogged this from bodemeister and added:
    I find it really funny that abby and I are both experts on the n64 Must be cause its just so…durable *winkwink*
  13. bodemeister reblogged this from thatguywiththegoats and added:
    I happen to be an EXPERT at the n64. If we don’t work I’ll blow air towards you until we do. ;) winku
  14. theearthboundmisfit reblogged this from snakes-soup-and-sherlock and added:
    The pencil. Should I be concerned?
  15. thatguywiththegoats reblogged this from pantherdancerbodieformanther and added:
    The wall here, as well. Oh wall, I love you.
  16. snakes-soup-and-sherlock reblogged this from pantherdancerbodieformanther and added:
    The Operator Symbol Swoons
  17. pantherdancerbodieformanther reblogged this from ironmans-fine-ass-booty and added:
    The wall yep pretty much //would be too nervous to do anything ever
  18. ironmans-fine-ass-booty reblogged this from lokissecretvagina and added:
    The.. Multivites.. Oh.
  19. destroyerofbacon reblogged this from wolfie-and-wanderlust and added:
    the plastic fern. ohbby
  20. baby-bender reblogged this from shades-ler and added:
    The…calculator?
  21. lurkingjello reblogged this from murtato and added:
    the cow made out of bendaroo’s that’s wearing rainbowdash’s gala dress. what-
  22. lolifant reblogged this from everyday-im-fluxing and added:
    Aquaphor. Awwww yeahhhhhhhh.
  23. stripeydoo reblogged this from tuttifruittisummerlove and added:
    palette knife 8(
  24. mizlizplantlady reblogged this from drtoof and added:
    Measuring tape… apparently if it was in my purse that means I like large you-know-what’s
  25. irish-matroyshka reblogged this from theinvisiblemad and added:
    The water bottle.
  26. miisen reblogged this from flyingspaniard and added:
    The computer ;)))))
  27. casrousel reblogged this from auntieshakespeare and added:
    The Candy Wrapper. I… uh. Um.
  28. remyreaper reblogged this from pinubers and added:
    A yoshi doll ._.
  29. bootybeachpatrol reblogged this from pchoooooooooooooooooooo and added:
    in… The Dragon Oh well okay I
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  31. cloverwolf reblogged this from shadowfox52 and added:
    My school text book… :I
  32. shadowfox52 reblogged this from redwhistle and added:
    My cell phone . . ? The hell?
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    The Heart-Shaped Pillow.
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    The Strawberry Wh-
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    THROWBACK. also, blanket. yeaaaahhhhh
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    dog…….well then
  37. formerlyknownasemily reblogged this from thetvee and added:
    Drums. I can bang in rhythm.
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    Tic Tac. “Cause that’s all you’re going to hear…
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