Note to self: Check Alistair’s penis for appropriate… stature prior to tent time. A disappointed malificar is a cranky malificar!
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING
ALISTAIR’S…”STATURE”…IS ALWAYS APPROPRIATE
Well, something is definitely wrong in Thedas! Poor Alistair just had a ‘little’ problem… he was just limping along… and it was hard for everyone concerned. And not in a good way. *kh re-configures Alipeen*
*hangs head* It was operator error on my part. It has been thoroughly system tested in the past. (What’s that, Alistair?...
——— “Maker’s balls, Alistair, all that going-on about licking lampposts and you’ve never even calibrated this thing...