easily distracted

A cranky old woman bitching about some things and enthusing about others. The kind of Dragon Age fan that annoys people. Sometimes she blogs about Porcupine Tree (nay, all things Steven Wilson!), books no one else reads, art no one else likes, a life no one else would want. And Nutella.

trilliumg:

kinlochhold:

Note to self: Check Alistair’s penis for appropriate… stature prior to tent time. A disappointed malificar is a cranky malificar!

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING

ALISTAIR’S…”STATURE”…IS ALWAYS APPROPRIATE

Well, something is definitely wrong in Thedas! Poor Alistair just had a ‘little’ problem… he was just limping along… and it was hard for everyone concerned. And not in a good way. *kh re-configures Alipeen*