easily distracted

A cranky old woman bitching about some things and enthusing about others. The kind of Dragon Age fan that annoys people. Sometimes she blogs about Porcupine Tree (nay, all things Steven Wilson!), books no one else reads, art no one else likes, a life no one else would want. And Nutella.
kinlochhold asked: I can hear it now… “Are they still out there?” “How many?” “THAT MANY????” “Oh no, I’m not going out there! I’ve run out of roses, and I’d sooner cut off my own… you know… than… you know… with Morrigan, even one more time.” (Alistair weeps quietly to himself)

DA:O, the MMO version

(TG and KH imagine Alistair barricading himself in a castle against a non-instanced horde of Wardens trying to get into his pants)

I’ve nothing more to add. I just really love this idea. Maybe more than I should. *hugs TG, because without her, my brain never would have gone there*

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  1. kinlochhold reblogged this from kinlochhold and added:
    I was just reminded of this by a certain conversation I’m having…
  2. sandetiger said: He probably locked himself up in the highest room of the tallest tower of the biggest castle on the largest hill~
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